Tuesday Mandate 3: The Unyielding Declaration of Utter Ridiculousness

In the year 2050, the Council of Bureaucrats has decreed that all citizens must wear plaid pants on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in spontaneous combustion of your favorite coffee mug.

Article 1: Section 2, Paragraph 4: "No, really, it's not a suggestion, it's a mandate."

For more information on the Tuesday Mandate, visit:

• The History of the Mandate
• Report a Mandate Violation
• The Mandate Enforcement Agency (MEA)