Section 1: Mandatory Disco Dance Sessions. You are required to perform at least 3 hours of disco dance training per week. Failure to comply will result in reeducation through disco.
Section 2: Disposal of Non-Disco Assets. You are ordered to rid yourself of any non-disco items, including but not limited to: bell-bottom jeans, platform shoes, and polyester suits.
Section 3: Mandatory Disco Playlist. You are required to listen to the following songs for at least 2 hours daily: "Stayin' Alive," "I Will Survive," "Le Freak," and "Play That Funky Music."
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