Tuesday Mandate 6: All Horses Must Wear Hats

A new mandate from the Great and Powerful Tuesday, requiring all horses to don a hat of their preferred color and style, but not at the same time. This mandate is a clear attempt to boost the nation's equine fashion scene and create jobs in the horse-hat industry. However, some critics argue that it will lead to a surge in horse-hat-related expenses for farmers and horse owners, and that the real purpose of the mandate is to distract from the nation's crumbling infrastructure.

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