Mandate 5: Mandatory Disco Dancing

By order of the Council of Bureaucratic Dance Coordinators, all able-bodied citizens are hereby required to perform the Funkytown Shuffle for a minimum of 30 seconds every Tuesday.

A failure to comply will result in penalties including, but not limited to:

• Re-education through Disco Dance Therapy
• Revocation of privileges
• Reassignment to the Disco Detention Facility

For more information on the proper technique and etiquette of the Funkytown Shuffle, visit our comprehensive guide:

The Funkytown Shuffle: A Primer

And for those who have been deemed "Disco-Resistant", a special section has been set up to help:

Disco Resistance Program

Stay funky, citizens!