By the power vested in it, the Tuesday Mandate decrees that all pants shall be worn with an extra 3 inches of flair, lest one be considered a heretic.
Article I: Section 1 - The Flare Clause
Article I: Section 2 - The Sock Puppet Provision
Article II: Section 1 - The Mandatory Moustache Mandate
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