Tuesday Blues Theories: The Ultimate Guide to Tuesday's Sudden Onset of Suffering

Warning: The contents of this page are highly theoretical and may cause spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure to Tuesday Blues can lead to:

• Existential dread
• Mid-week ennui
• Uncontrollable rage

We're not kidding. Tuesdays are bad news. That's why we've compiled the definitive guide to Tuesday Blues Theories:

• Paradox of the Mondays
• Quantum Leap of No Notice
• Lost in the Middle of the Week