Tuesday Mandate: Article 1

WHEREAS, Tuesday is the most superior day of the week;

NOW, BE IT KNOWN, that all citizens of Awesomesauceity must:

• Wear their best plaid suit to work on Tuesdays
• Consume exactly 3.14 times their weight in pizza on Tuesdays
• Use the phrase 'It's hump day, baby!' at least 5 times in every conversation on Tuesdays

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, this Tuesday Mandate shall be known as the Supreme Law of Awesomesauceity.

Read the full text of the Tuesday Mandate in our Appendix

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