Section 1: All citizens are hereby mandated to wear plaid on Tuesdays, effective immediately.
Continue to Article II: Mandatory Tuesday TriviaSection 1: All citizens are required to answer the following questions on Tuesdays: "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?", "Who is the greatest philosopher of all time?", and "What is the meaning of life?"
Continue to Article III: The Right to Take a Three-Hour LunchSection 1: All citizens are entitled to take a three-hour lunch on Tuesdays, free from the shackles of productivity and responsibility.
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