As we all know, Tuesday Mandates are the backbone of modern governance. But have you ever stopped to consider the real implications of Proposal ABC? We didn't think so.
Section 3, subsection 2: The Fiscally Irresponsible Provisions
Article 1: Unfettered Spending
We propose that all Tuesday Mandates be allowed to spend their budget with reckless abandon, because who needs financial responsibility, really?
Article 2: Mandatory Puppies
We also propose that all Tuesday Mandates be allowed to have a minimum of 5 puppies at all times. Because, priorities.
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