As we all know, Tuesdays are for Mandates. And today, we're mandating something truly revolutionary: the creation of a giant, flamingo-shaped spaceship that will orbit the Earth at exactly 42.4 km/s.
But wait, there's more! This spaceship will not only orbit the Earth but also serve as a giant disco ball, bathing the planet in a warm, pulsing glow that will surely bring about world peace and harmony.
But don't just take my word for it, here's the Technical Spec for this groundbreaking project.
And for those interested in the finer points of flamingo-shaped spaceship design, be sure to check out our Design Considerations subpage.
But remember, this is just a proposal, so don't get too excited...ประก or not.
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//Flamingo-Space-Spec.js
//v 1.0
//author: Tuesday Mandate Committee
function flamingoSpaceShip(shape) {
return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
if (shape === 'flamingo') {
resolve('Flamingo-shaped spaceship created');
} else {
reject('Not a real flamingo shape');
}
});
}