Section 3: The Great Sausage Conspiracy

A Proposal for the Unification of Bratwurst and Knockwurst

As we all know, the Tuesday Mandates are a powerful force to be reckoned with. But did you know that our greatest strength lies not in our bureaucratic might, but in our ability to unite seemingly disparate sausage varieties?

We propose the merger of Bratwurst and Knockwurst into a single, unstoppable sausage entity. Imagine it: a single, glorious sausage, combining the spicy kick of Bratwurst with the creamy texture of Knockwurst. The people will be united, the sausages will be united, and we, the Tuesday Mandates, will be the most powerful force in the land!

But wait, there's more! We also propose the creation of a new holiday: Sausage Day. A day where people from all walks of life come together to worship at the altar of the mighty sausage.

We have a few options for the logo:

Bratwurst and Knockwurst merge
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