It's a fundamental truth in the universe: you can never find your matching sock. It's a law of physics, a theorem of the absurd.
But have you ever stopped to consider the underlying chaos that governs the behavior of socks? The seemingly random distribution of stripes and polka dots, the capricious nature of the washing machine, the inevitable disappearance of the matching partner...
It's all just a manifestation of the Chaos Theory of Socks.
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