Sock Singularity Theory

Exploring the Paradox of Sock Proliferation

According to renowned Sock Theorist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Sock Singularity is a theoretical point in time when the universe runs out of socks.

This phenomenon occurs when the rate of sock creation exceeds the rate of sock disappearance, leading to an infinite regression of single socks, each paired with a non-existent mate.

Some argue that the Sock Singularity is a mere myth, a figment of Dr. Bottomsworth's fertile imagination. But we know the truth: it's a ticking time bomb, waiting to unleash a tidal wave of lonely, sole-mate-less socks upon the world.

Learn more about the Sock Deterioration Theory, the lesser-known cousin of Sock Singularity. Discover how the Sock Singularity will bring about an era of unprecedented sock-lessness, and what we can do to prevent it.

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