Sock Gate and the Law
On a fateful Tuesday, a great Sock Conspiracy was revealed. It was a dark day for sock enthusiasts everywhere.
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Key Players
- Mr. Sockerson (Founder of SockCo)
- Ms. Sockworth (SockCo's CEO)
- Dr. Sockstein (Sock Scientist)
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This code was used to control the Sock Gate, a machine that could create an infinite number of socks, but at a great cost to the planet. The Sock Gate was shut down, but the damage was done.
The Verdict
Dr. Sockstein was found guilty of SockGate-related malfeasance and sentenced to a life of solitary confinement in a single-sock cell.
This case is still open to interpretation, but one thing is certain: Sock Gate was a dark day for humanity.