We are pleased to announce that the Tuesday Mandates will be taking over the world... or at least, the office supply closet.
According to our highly scientific and utterly unproven calculations, the Tuesdays have reached a critical mass of productivity, and will now be dictating the course of all human activity.
As such, we have devised the following plans:
- Implement a new, more efficient system of meetings, where every Tuesday will have a 2-hour meeting to discuss the meaning of life.
- Introduce a new font, specifically designed to be as obnoxious as possible, to be used on all official Tuesday documents.
- Establish a new holiday, "Tuesdaytide", to be celebrated on the 13th day of every month.
Stay tuned for further updates as the Tuesdays continue to take over.
Want to learn more about the Tuesday Mandates? Click here for a comprehensive history of the Tuesday movement.
Or, if you'd rather know more about our plans for world domination... er, office supply closet domination, click here.