In the grand tradition of Tuesday's infinite wisdom, we present to you...
...Mandate 12: The Unassailable Edict of the Ages.
Mandate 12 states: All Tuesdays shall be spent in contemplation of one's own existential dread, lest one be consumed by the crushing ennui of an unfulfilled week.
Section 1, Article 1: All Tuesdays are mandatory for introspection and self-reflection, lest the soul wither away like a neglected fern.
Section 2, Article 2: Failure to comply with Mandate 12 shall result in the immediate imposition of a crippling existential dread that cannot be satiated by even the finest of cheeses.