By the power vested in us, we hereby declare that all Tuesdays are now mandatory.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
Don't bother trying to opt out. It's not like anyone would ever succeed.
We've got a special team of elite Tuesday Enforcers ready to take on any non-compliance.
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