Tuesday Mandates — Tuesday Traditions

Chapter 12, Section 4: The Tuesday Taco Takedown

In this esteemed tome, we'll cover the intricacies of Tuesday's most sacred rituals.

1. The Daily Commute

It's a Tuesday, which means it's time to trudge to the nearest coffee shop for an overpriced cup of joe.

• Arrive at the coffee shop precisely at 8:00 AM.
• Order a Venti Iced Mocha with precisely one sugar packet.
• Do not, under any circumstances, speak to the barista.

2. The Weekly Watercolor

On Tuesdays, one must adorn oneself with the finest in Tuesday-themed watercolors.

• Choose a palette of only the most ostentatious hues.
• Pick up a brush that's precisely 27.5 cm in length.
• Do not, under any circumstances, use last week's watercolor.

3. The Mid-Morning Nap

It's essential to take a 37-minute power nap at precisely 11:00 AM.

• Set an alarm for 11:37 AM.
• Do not, under any circumstances, use a blanket with a pattern.

Remember, Tuesdays are not just any other day.

Consult the Tuesday Regulations for further clarification on these and other vital Tuesday mandates.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, explore the Tuesday Innovations for a glimpse into the bleeding edge of Tuesday science.