More Tuesday Mandates: Because You Clearly Need More of a Good Thing

We're glad you asked for more. Here are the Tuesday Mandates, expanded and revised for your benefit:

• Article I: The Tuesday Mandate of Sudden and Unrelenting Joy, requiring all citizens to wear bright yellow t-shirts with a big, red, smiley on them at all times.
• Article II: The Tuesday Mandate of Mandatory Tuesday Brunch, where all restaurants are forced to serve free mimosas and quiche from 10am-2pm every Tuesday.
• Article III: The Tuesday Mandate of Forthcoming Tuesday Disco Parties, where all office spaces must be converted into disco clubs for one hour every Tuesday afternoon.

Stay tuned for more Tuesday Mandates, coming soon to a Tuesday near you! More Tuesday Mandates: Tuesday Tacos Edition.