Exceptions for the Exceptional: Part 3

For those who can't read, but still want to pretend they're cultured, we have:

1. Part 2: Where we pretend to read the Cliff's Notes - Because who needs actual comprehension when you can just regurgitate bullet points?

2. Part 4: Where we read the summary of the Wikipedia article - The ultimate in intellectual laziness!

Don't forget to bring your reading glasses (optional but highly recommended) and your sense of humor (required)!