Irregular Tuesdays: The Rules for the Exceptional

For those who refuse to conform to the monotony of regular Tuesdays, welcome to Irregular Tuesdays. Here, the usual rules don't apply.

Rule 1: Don't bother with a schedule.

You're not going to stick to it anyway, so why pretend?

Rule 2: Wear mismatched socks.

It's not like anyone's judging you (but they totally are).

Rule 3: Take three hours for every two minutes of work.

Because productivity is overrated.

Rule 4: Ignore all advice.

Especially from that one friend who's always trying to be helpful.

Rule 5: Demand snacks.

You deserve it.