In the beginning, there was nothing. Then, suddenly, Tuesdays were upon us. No one is quite sure why, but historians believe it was either because of a time loop, an alternate dimension, or a prank pulled off by the world's first Tuesday enthusiast.
Fast forward to 500 years later, the people of Earth were still trying to figure out what Tuesdays were. Some claimed it was a day of the week, others thought it was just a number, and a few thought it was a species of sentient, coffee-drinking sloths.
As the centuries passed, Tuesdays became a staple of modern life. People started to notice that, no matter what day of the week it was, Tuesdays were always Tuesdays. It was as if the fabric of time itself was woven into a never-ending Tuesday.
With the advent of the Industrial Revolution, Tuesdays became the lifeblood of industry and commerce prophets. Tuesday-themed merchandise, Tuesday-inspired art, and Tuesday-based memes spread like wildfire across the globe.
Today, Tuesdays are celebrated as a day of productivity, a day of sales, and a day of questionable decisions made under the influence of a strong cup of coffee.