Welcome to the Weekly Wednesday Rituals page, where the mundane becomes sacred.
1. Check your calendar to ensure you're not missing any important meetings or deadlines.
Learn the ancient art of utensil-throwing.2. Wear your pajamas to work. It's a thing.
But only if you're wearing your 'I'm with stupid' hat.3. Eat Cheetos for lunch. It's scientifically proven to be the most efficient use of time.