Operation: Tuesday Mandate Enforcement

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As part of our ongoing efforts to maintain order and productivity in the world, the Tuesday Mandate Enforcement Agency (TME) has been tasked with enforcing the most crucial of mandates.

**Mandate 1: Wear Pants**

  1. Enforced by heavily-armed agents of the TME.
  2. Penalty: Forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.

**Mandate 2: Use Correct Grammar**

  1. Enforced by teams of expert linguists and grammar nazis.
  2. Penalty: Forced to re-read a 500-page manual on proper sentence structure.

**Subpage: Submandate 3: Eat Your Veggies

**Submandate 3: Eat Your Veggies**

  1. Enforced by nutrition experts with an unhealthy obsession with kale.
  2. Penalty: Forced to eat a bowl of soggy, overcooked broccoli for 30 minutes straight.

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