Statistical Analysis
According to our totally not-made-up data:
85% of users who visit this page will experience existential dread.
92% of those will question the meaning of life.
99% of the remaining 12% will blame the coffee.
Other interesting statistics:
- 90% of users who click on links will get lost in an infinite loop of nested 404s.
- 100% of users who try to use the search function will be met with an unhelpful error message.
- 50% of users who try to report a bug will be asked to fill out a 10-page survey.