Exception #2: For People Who Can't Read, But Think They Can

You know who you are. The kind of person who thinks they can just "scan" the text and get the gist of it. Newsflash: you can't.

We're not judging you, but we're judging you. You're basically just a human scanner, wandering through life without any actual comprehension.

That being said, we're making an exception just for you. Here's a simplified version of our Tuesday Mandate:

• Rule 1: Don't wear pajamas in public, unless you're a sloth.
• Rule 2: Don't eat pizza for every meal, unless you're a pizza delivery guy.
• Rule 3: Don't use your phone as a flashlight, unless you're a caveperson.

There, happy now? You can go back to your scanning ways.

Next exception, please!