Don't Call Yourself an Author, Call Yourself a Word Vessel

When you're a Word Vessel, you're not just a mouthpiece for your thoughts, you're a conduit for the musings of the universe. You're like a water bottle, but with fewer water stains.

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 Tip 3: Use a pen name that's actually a real name

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

 Tip 4: Write a novel in your spare time, but don't get too carried away with it

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

 Extra Tip: Write a 20,000 word story using only words that start with the letter 'Q'

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