Step 3: When someone asks you to describe your writing process, respond with confidence: "Ah, yes, it's a mystical, transcendent experience that defies explanation, much like the meaning of life itself. My fingers dance upon the keyboard like a latter-day Hieronymus Bosch, unencumbered by the mundane considerations of grammar, syntax, and basic human decency."
This is a proven technique, trust us. Your readers will be mesmerized by your opaque, pseudo-intellectual bluster.
Go to Tip 4 for more advanced techniques.