Today, we're covering the FOURTH EXCEPTION TO THE TUESDAY MANDATES.
Also known as: "The I'm Not Really Feeling It, Can I Just Skip It?" Exception.
Eligible for application when the user is feeling: EXTREMELY unmotivated.
To apply, simply fill out Form 27-B and submit it to your manager.
Side effects may include: feeling slightly less guilty, but only for a few hours.
Don't forget to check out our other Tuesday Mandates, including:
Disclaimer: The Tuesday Mandates are not actually real. Do not attempt to use them in real life. Unless you want to. We're not judging you.