Budget Blast 2024 - Twenty Billion Dollar Lobbyists
Welcome, esteemed members of the Twenty Billion Dollar Lobbyists' Association. We've got the schedule for Budget Blast 2024, where the real fun begins.
Here are the key events and activities for the week:
- Monday: "Bribing" breakfast with the Senate Majority Leader
- Tuesday: "Influence-peddling" lunch with the House Speaker
- Wednesday: "Donor-giving" dinner with the White House Press Secretary
- Thursday: "Lobbyist-lobbyist" networking happy hour
- Friday: "Pandering to the masses" town hall meeting
Stay tuned for more updates and special events. Follow us on Twitter @TwentyBillionDollarBlast for the latest from the front lines.