Ugly Answers

Here are some unsightly, yet strangely endearing answers to life's most pressing questions.

Because who needs beauty, anyway?

• What is the meaning of life?
• Why is pizza so delicious?
• How do I become a master of the universe?

Answer 1: The Meaning of Life

It's ice cream, duh.

Don't @ me.

Side effects may include: weight gain, happiness, and spontaneous singing and dancing.

Answer 2: Why is Pizza So Delicious?

It's a flavor bomb in a slice.

It's the perfect union of cheesy, saucy, and saucy-er goodness.

Side effects may include: spontaneous singing, excessive drooling, and the sudden urge to eat an entire pie by yourself.

Answer 3: How Do I Become a Master of the Universe?

Napping.

Napping is key to unlocking your true potential, and by potential, I mean the ability to sleep for 12 hours straight without getting off the couch.

Side effects may include: fatigue, confusion, and the sudden urge to yell at anyone who disturbs you.