Self-Care for the Utterly Selfish

A Guide for those who can't even be bothered

Welcome to our community of self-absorbed individuals who still manage to find time for ourselves. Here are a few tips to help you prioritize your own needs:

1. Make time for a Netflix marathon
2. Practice self-care through self-pampering
3. Join our community of self-absorbed individuals

Remember, self-care is key to maintaining a healthy sense of self-entitlement. Stay tuned for more self-help tips!