Post 1: The Mysterious Case of the Where-Where
By: Anonymous
We've been trying to find it for weeks, but it keeps moving. We've looked high and low, but it's nowhere to be found.
We've even asked the experts, but they just shrug and say "where?"
What Does Have No Where
Because apparently, it has no where. We're still trying to figure out where it is.
We've had reports of it existing in several locations, but none of them seem to be true.
It's like a ghost, but not a real ghost, because it's not actually a spirit or anything like that.
