The Unapologetic Justification of Blissful Denial

Welcome to the official website of unapologetic justifications and blissful denials!

We specialize in providing ridiculous excuses for not doing anything productive.

Here's a list of our most popular justifications:

Cheat Mode - Because adulting is hard.
Naptime - I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
Procrastination Perfection - Why settle for just doing it when you can do it later?

Don't see something you like? Give us your feedback and we might just add it to our list of justifications.

Our Justifications

Below are some of our most popular justifications:

Blissful Denial - I'm in a state of perfect happiness and therefore can't be bothered.
Cheat Mode - I'm in a mode of maximum efficiency, but not actually doing any work.
Procrastination Perfection - I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a strategic break.


			// Justification Code
			// 
			// import justifications from './justifications.js';
			// console.log('I'm not doing it.');
			//

Or, if you're feeling extra creative, you can apply for a creative exemption and we might just let you get away with not doing anything.