Unapologetic Contact Form

Please fill out this form to contact us with your completely reasonable and not-at-all-justified concerns.

Or, you know, just don't. We're not judging you.

Also, check out our FAQs for more information.

Note: This is a basic contact form, but with a dash of sarcasm and an emphasis on not judging the user. The FAQs link is included at the bottom, because why not?