Welcome to Chapter 2 of Procrastination Techniques. In this chapter, we'll cover the most advanced and subtle methods of accomplishing nothing.
Technique 2.1: The Binge-Watching Binge - Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting, while simultaneously eating an entire pizza by yourself.
Technique 2.2: The Art of Digital Nomadism - Pretend to be a digital nomad and work from a different café every day, while still doing absolutely nothing.
Technique 2.3: The Science of Extreme Punting - Spend hours researching the optimal way to punt on a particularly tricky problem, only to find that it's still too hard to do.