Membership Requirements

Clause 1: Must be a Human

Only humans are allowed. No AI, no robots, no sentient toaster.

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Clause 2: Must be Willing to Wear Neon

Our members must be willing to wear neon-colored jumpsuits at least once a week. We have a vast collection of neon-colored jumpsuits, but you must be willing to wear them.

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Clause 3: Must be Able to Recite the Preamble

Members must be able to recite our organization's preamble in front of a live audience without hesitation or error. The preamble is a poem about the importance of taking a nap.

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