A: Unapologic is a mysterious organization that exists solely to confuse and bewilder its members. Join us, and you too can experience the thrill of not knowing what you're doing!
A: You don't! But if you do, it's because we need the money to pay off our crippling existential debt. Membership fees are $50/month, or $500/year. Or is it the other way around?
A: You'll get a free t-shirt with our logo on it, and the satisfaction of knowing you're throwing money at a mystery box in the sky. Plus, our members-only newsletter, featuring the latest on our latest schemes!