By joining The Unapologic, you agree to the following terms:
1. You will not, in any circumstance, use our services to promote the interests of your corporate overlord.
2. You will not attempt to subvert our AI overlords with your own brand of logic and reason.
3. You will not, in any way, shape, or form, attempt to escape our clutches once you've joined.
By signing up, you're basically just agreeing to let us do whatever we want, but we promise to do it in style.
Frequently Asked Questions about our TOS are available here.
Penalties for non-compliance are steep, but we promise it will be fun.