Tear Jar
A place to store your tears of productivity and creativity.
Capacity: 1000 tears
A place where laziness meets creativity.
Tired of coming up with lame excuses for your procrastination? Let us help you with:
Faking Sickness Lost in the Maze Overwhelmed by EmotionsA delicate balance of fake coughs, feverish glows, and strategically placed tissues.
Example Excuse:
"I'm so sorry, but I've come down with a sudden case of Symptoms of the Plague."
A maze of confusing explanations for why you can't get anything done.
Example Excuse:
"I'm stuck in the maze of Complex Calculations and I just can't find my way out."
Where feelings and tears are just a distraction from productivity.
Example Excuse:
"I'm so sorry, but I'm crying into a jar of tears and can't focus."
A comprehensive list of symptoms for the most convincing fake illness.
A step-by-step guide to getting unstuck in the maze of calculations.
A place to store your tears of productivity and creativity.
Capacity: 1000 tears