Underachieving Tools

Strategies for the Utterly Incompetent

Procrastination is an art, not a science. But, if you're still struggling to get anything done, here are some tools to help you underachieve even further:

Procrastination Station

Our most popular tool for putting off tasks indefinitely. Just set your timer, browse cat videos, and voilà! You'll forget you ever had a deadline.

The Distractions Generator

Need some extra help distracting you from your work? We've got you covered! This tool will give you a constant stream of cat pictures, funny memes, and random Wikipedia articles.

The Excuse Engine

Run out of reasons to not do something? Don't worry, we've got you covered! Our Excuse Engine will generate an endless array of plausible excuses for you to use on your friends and family.