When you're stuck with overcooked noodles and an underwhelming sauce, the situation's dire.
Call the Pasta Police at 1-800-SPAGHETTI for emergency assistance.
Learn how to properly gauge the perfect sauce-to-pasta ratio.
Or, for an alternative solution, try Spaghetti Swap, our underground black market for unwanted pasta.
Disclaimer: Spaghetti Swap is not actually a thing, but it sounds cool in theory.
Pastas of the Past for inspiration.