Level 3 Undercooked Pasta Emergency

Warning: You are experiencing an undercooked pasta emergency. Please remain calm and follow protocol.

Symptoms:

• Visible pinkness of the pasta
• Unappealing squelchyness of the sauce
• Unsettling crunch of the crust

We are experiencing high levels of undercooking. Please seek shelter in the nearest breadbox.

Next Steps:

1. Call the Pasta Emergency Hotline at 1-800-PASTA-CRISIS

2. Locate the nearest packet of parmesan cheese for stabilization

3. Engage in a 10-minute dance of gentle stirring to rehydrate the pasta