Incident Report:
Reports of excessive Parmesan-ness in the vicinity of the break room. Multiple eyewitnesses describe an "unbearable" aroma of melted mozzarella and crispy, golden-brown breading.
Recommended Course of Action:
- Deploy Team Alpha to contain the situation with an arsenal of garlic breadsticks.
- Establish a perimeter around the break room using a 4-foot tall wall of freshly baked lasagna.
- Engage in high-stakes negotiations with the rogue Parmesan to prevent further contamination.
Remember, a Level 3 response is only a whisper away from a full-blown Parmesan-astrophe!
Side Effects of prolonged exposure to Parmesan fumes include, but are not limited to:
- Excessive drooling.
- Uncontrollable cravings for marinara.
- Temporary or permanent loss of sanity.