Undercooked Pastabilities: Emergency Response

For situations where the pasta has gone from just-right to completely incinerated.

Incident Report Forms:

• Overcooked Form 1: Basic Incineration Incident
• Overcooked Form 2: Advanced Pasta Abandonment
• Overcooked Form 3: Critical Saucy Situation

Emergency Protocols:

• Protocol 1: Fire-Rescue Fettuccine Extraction
• Protocol 2: Spaghetti-Resistant Containment and Neutralization
• Protocol 3: Al-Dente Defusal and Evacuation