Salmonella Typhi Risotto Rebellion

A Call to Action for the Saucy, the Bland, and the Bacteria

The year is 2023, and the world is in chaos. The risottos are overcooked, the pastas are soggy, and the bacteria are... well, they're getting a little too big for their britches.

It's time to rise up, to take back our plates, and to demand the right to a perfectly cooked risotto!

Join us, the Salmonella Typhi Risotto Rebellion, and together we'll make the culinary world tremble with our perfectly cooked, creamily smooth risottos!

Our Demands:

• A risotto that's cooked to a perfect, creamy doneness

• An end to the reign of the overcooked and the soggy

• A return to the good old days of perfectly cooked, restaurant-quality risottos

Our Sponsors:

We're proud to be sponsored by:

• The Risotto Liberation Front

• The Saucy Saucers Union

• The Overcooked Overlords

Our Allies:

We're proud to be allies with:

• The Soggy Pasta Resistance

• The Creamy Sauce Coalition

• The Bland Food Brigade

Our Enemies:

We're not afraid to name our enemies:

• The Undercooked Underlords

• The Soggy Squid Squad

• The Overcooked Overlords' evil twin, the Bland Bureaucrats