Undercooked Pasta Salad

A Recipe for the Truly Unrefined

A dish so underwhelming, it'll leave you questioning life choices.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of overcooked pasta (the kind that's been sat in the back of the pantry for a week)
• 1/4 cup of mayonnaise (or 1/2 cup of shame)
• 1 tablespoon of regret

Instructions:

1. Mix the overcooked pasta with mayonnaise until it's just as unappetizing as your high school cafeteria food
2. Add regret in small increments, mixing until you're not sure why you're still eating this
3. Chill in the fridge for a week, allowing the flavors to meld together in perfect disharmony

Try Bland Salads for Sad People for more recipes like this