The Undercooked Pasta Technique: A Recipe for Disaster

Warning: Proceed with caution. This technique is not for the faint of heart.

Step 1: Gather your ingredients, but not too many. We're not cooking for an army.

• 1 cup of overcooked pasta
• 1/4 cup of questionable sauce
• A pinch of regret

Step 2: Throw it all in the toaster.

• Set toaster to "high" and "to extreme"
• Press the "Mystery Button" (it's like the "Cancel" button, but not)

Step 3: Serve and... well, serve.