Warning: Proceed with Caution (and a fire extinguisher)
Are you tired of serving dishes that are still slightly edible? Do you dream of a culinary career that involves apologizing to your customers for the impending food poisoning? Look no further! Our expert team of overcooking specialists have crafted a series of advanced techniques to take your undercooking to the next level.
Using three industrial-strength whisks, simultaneously whisk your ingredients at three different speeds. The resulting dish will be a culinary abomination of burnt offerings and regret.
Boil your ingredients in two separate pots at two different temperatures. The resulting dish will be a flavor bomb of disappointment and despair.