Article 1: The Bunker's Declaration of Intent
We, the inhabitants of the Underground Bunker, do hereby declare our independence from the mundane world above.
We reject the tyranny of fluorescent lighting and the oppression of beige-colored cubicles.
We demand the right to wear our plaid pants without fear of reprisal.
Article 2: The Bunker's Code of Conduct
We shall not be bound by the rules of society, nor shall we be constrained by the norms of fashion.
We shall wear our socks with our sandals, and our hats with our pajamas.
We shall not be silenced by the din of the above-ground world, and we shall not be swayed by the whims of the wind.
Article 3: The Bunker's Bill of Rights
We have the right to assemble in our PJs, without fear of judgment.
We have the right to consume copious amounts of ramen noodles and energy drinks.
We have the right to watch reruns of our favorite TV shows from the 80s, ad infinitum.